Super Bomberwoman

When exactly is the Unabomber's funeral? Nobody knows, because, as The Babylon Bee recently put it, no one dared open any of the postal invitations. That Transgender Ted died during annual Gay Pride Month is surely a heaven-sent gift horse not to be looked in the mouth: Fresh from draping the White House all over in rainbow flags this June, shouldn't President Biden now grant the Unabummer a full state funeral, his coffin draped in another such multicolored gaybow banner of mourning likewise? Those incredibly dignified trannies with their tits out Joe so kindly allowed to cavort on the White House lawn with him last month could be the pallbearers.

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