Hey, Liz! An open letter to Queen Elizabeth

06/14/2018

Tommy Robinson has been prosecuted in your name. And I get it: you've never done anything like this before. You've been a good girl. You've kept your mouth zipped about sixty-odd years of public nonsense. It's not easy to break old habits. But now is the time to act. If you did so - publicly, fearlessly - with all the fury that I suspect you've been building up all these years, and with all the force that I suspect is still at your command, I daresay it might well shake millions of your people out of their silence and shake your pathetic, hapless government out of its treacherous faintness of heart. At least it's worth a try. Isn't it? Simply put, Queenie, you're in a position to save your kingdom. Who else can do it? It could be your greatest legacy.