Cow’s Throat Slit “In Accordance with Islamic Law” in Connecticut Home Depot Parking Lot


Down with bovine Islamophobia! Diversity is our strength! The cow was stopped while in the process of committing "Islamophobia": it escaped a halal meat market in Bloomfield, Connecticut, where it was being prepared to be slaughtered "in accordance with Islamic law." But "Islamophobia" was averted: the hapless cow had its throat slit in the neighboring Home Depot parking lot.