What to do with Notre-Dame?


The monstrous regiment of modernists was so quick off the mark with their hideous, egomaniacal plans to rebuild the roof of Notre-Dame-one could not call any of their proposals a restoration-that I began to suspect that the fire that destroyed the roof was the result of a conspiracy by them. So far, their proposals have included apiaries and swimming pools, and all of them look like greenhouses for the cultivation of marijuana. And why not?