How many more times are you going to stand on the steps of Parliament and apologize to some group? It seems every month, there you are, groping for words and looking ready to cry over something that has happened eons ago.
If people are still traumatized over something that happened to their great, great, ancestors, then they have more issues in their life than what an apology can solve. I’m by no means trivializing the plight of those who’ve been wronged, but is it not time to move forward and stop the “blame game”?
I’m sorry Justin but you cannot be everything to everybody. So I’m suggesting a one time “blanket” apology for everyone, for all time, and get it over with. If an apology works, then great, perhaps it will save the hard earning taxpayers some money. Oh, but I forgot, some people have already accepted an apology AND money. So from now on ,they should only be able to choose one- an apology OR money- then the matter is closed!!! Care to guess which one most would pick?
I know you’re busy and all marching in parades and attending rallies, so to help you I’ve composed a letter. You can read it on the steps of Parliament , hand it out to journalists, or hold a news conference. Please do not thank me, living in my wonderful free Canada is thanks enough.
An Open Letter of Apology from Justin Trudeau:
This is an open letter of apology to everyone, anyone, anywhere, any place, anybody, anything, and any time period. Please accept this sincere apology from the federal, provincial, municipal, or any public office of Canada.
If you think you’ve been hurt, harmed, insulted, slighted, overlooked, under paid, over paid, under worked, over worked, under praised, over praised, or anything you deem to deserve an apology, please accept our regrets on the matter. This will be a ONE TIME apology, so please take the time to acknowledge this historical moment in history, as no others will be forthcoming in the future.
We’re truly sorry that our ancestors did not treat you fairly but 500 yrs. ago, manners and humbleness were not in vogue. So we ask that everyone kindly move forward with their lives as the government has other very important matters to deal with. So in closing, there will be no senate approval, no further discussion on the matter and NO more payouts for the disgruntled. We wish everyone a happy and contented life – which is why everyone comes to Canada, right?